Tuesday, December 25, 2007

Happy Channukah, Everybody

There's been a movement to get everyone to say "Merry Christmas" instead of "Happy Holidays." Some would say that this is a Christian nation. I'd like to think otherwise. So, I've decided to go against both parties and declare "Happy Channukah" to those who wish me "Merry Christmas."

Lady at the store: "Merry Christmas!"
Me: "Happy Channukah!"
Lady: "I'm not Jewish."
Me: "That's okay, I'm not Christian, either."

Happy Channukah, everybody!!!



Anonymous flygrrl said...

Yeah, that shit is likely to get you beat up on the subway in New York

Happy Holidays indeed. We all know what that really means.

1:35 PM


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