Happy Channukah, Everybody

There's been a movement to get everyone to say "Merry Christmas" instead of "Happy Holidays." Some would say that this is a Christian nation. I'd like to think otherwise. So, I've decided to go against both parties and declare "Happy Channukah" to those who wish me "Merry Christmas."

Lady at the store: "Merry Christmas!"
Me: "Happy Channukah!"
Lady: "I'm not Jewish."
Me: "That's okay, I'm not Christian, either."

Happy Channukah, everybody!!!