Steelers Go Lame

The Steelers have hit an all time low. In an attempt to get people to stop mentioning how they paid off the referees to help them win Superbowl XXXIV, the Steelers have provided a distraction in Steely McBeam.

Apparently, this is not the first time the Steelers have had a mascot. The mascot was named by a fan, who cited the name was not reflective of the Scottish heritage of western Pennsylvania, but the number of McDonald's products consumed by those living in the Pittsburgh metro area.

I've heard that the Steelers are discussing the possibility of developing a cheerleading squad, as well.